The Road to Crazy Town starts with a dream.

One of the side effects of pregnancy is crazy insane whacked out dreams. I mean intense if you have been pregnant before you know what I am talking about. With all my pregnancies I have had very vivid memorable dreams. However, last nights dream takes the cake! I started off with the zombie apocalypse....stranded in a random house with zombies trying to get in the house. However, the only working bathroom was in the house next door, so you had to sneak across an alley and make it into the bathroom! Weird. Not so crazy right ? Where the dream gets crazy is when the dancing chicken legs come into play! Seriously, chicken legs you buy from a store to cook...they were dressed in fancy socks and dancing! Why I have no fucking clue but I woke up cracking up. Craziest thing! I think this really only means I am on my way to crazy town, as a friend of mine told me! She has three children so I will take this as a warning and truth!!!

We are all back...me, the alien and the new pregnancy!!!!

So I realize I have not written in almost two years which leads me to believe that my Alien counterpart did finally take over. The rest of my pregnancy went well. No complications to report unless you call throwing up during contraction a complication or the Anesthesiologist not getting the epederial in correctly and feeling everything that happens with out the use of your legs a complication. I believe the moment I returned was when my new baby boy was placed on my chest and I got to hold him close for the first time and see him. The Pregnancy journey ended and everything that happened the previous 9 months turned into a blur. My husband will not admit I did anything outlandish he just tells me he loves me......such a liar!

I wish I would have continued on with the blog through the weeks after the birth because those first few weeks with a new baby when your life gets turned upside down and you don't know the difference between night and day not to mention what day it is. Heck you can't even remember if you even showered. Those are the true days to be documented. 

Well good news! I am pregnant again and I intend to start right back up and hopefully follow through to the first several months after the baby is born. I hear something happens to a mother once she hits three children. What it is we will find out together. Ready set go!!!!  

Pregnancy Side effects!

Ok so I was watching TV and one of those new medication commercials came on and I paid no attention until it got to the section on side effects and I thought man someone needs to post a list of side effect due to pregnancy. This is what I started:

Side Effects maybe physical, emotional and behavioral. Many common side effects may be minor but some of the major and severe reactions can be life threatening. You can learn of potential pregnancy side effects from physician, friends, family, blogs, and community posts.

Other side effects not listed above may also occur in some women. If you notice any other effect, please leave a comment. Some women may experience all symptoms and then some women may experience few.....don't trust the women who say they don't experience any... they are liars!!! This information is meant only as a guideline - - always consult a physician.

Constipation
Confusion or Delirium
Diarrhea
Drowsiness
Nausea
Vomiting
Muscle twitching
Effect on Breathing
bladder problems,
sexual dysfunction
Increased heart rate
Increased blood pressure
Loss of appetite
Increased appetite
Abdominal pain
Rectal bleeding
Aggression
Agitation
Anxiety
Confusion
Depression
Hostile
Impulsive
Irritable
Personality Disorder
Overly Excited
Severely restless
Sleeplessness
Weakness
Back Pain
Leg Cramps
Muscle pains
Spasm
Swelling of legs and feet
Frequent urination
Urinary Tract infection
Yeast Infection
Weight Loss
Weight Gain
Headache
Heartburn
Joint pain
Vaginitis
Hot flashes
Acid Indigestion
Acne
Insomnia
Hemorrhoids
Diabetes
Enlarged Breasts
Nightmares


This is not a scientific list if you have any of these symptoms please contact your doctor!

That's IT!

Ok I give, where the hell is that alien Bitch! She can have my body right now I would be more then happy to escape reality! Women who love to be pregnant I could kill. "Those" women are insane because who in their right mind loves, Cramping of the legs, Heartburn, Diarrhea, constipation Yeast Infection and hemorrhoids. Seriously where is that bitch take over my body so I can live in the world where this does not exist!!!!

Don't get me wrong I know it's a miracle that I am creating a child and I personally know women who would love the chance to be pregnant but lets be honest your body is put through hell for 9 months and then you spend 4 years trying to get it back to the way it was when your were 25. I never had Heartburn till I got pregnant, I never had a hemorrhoid....and then the yeast infection. Seriously?! I had UTI's with my first pregnancy and I think I much prefer having a UTI then a YI! It's 7 days of BS that will make you never want to be a women.

As soon as I can get my restless legs to relax I will try to lay down comfortably and wait for my Alien Counterpart to take over. Sorry to my husband I love you very much but this is for the best, we will both be better off.

Ready to give in!

I can't fight anymore. I am quickly losing this battle. I must fight on for my family sake!



There are days now I don't know which direction I am going in and I feel like I am being a bitch to everyone. I want this Blog to be somewhat funny and enlightening but I feel this heavy dark cloud weighing me down and I just want to crawl in bed and sleep most days. This feels like depression but it should be the happiest time of my life right?


OK enough I am stepping back and taking control....Bitch better back off because she ain't welcome here! I will not let you do this to me. I am in control head up deep breath focus!

Her she comes

The Bitch wants out and I am having a hard time keeping her at bay! I may even be suffering from turrets syndrom because I find myself yelling at people! I am somewhat a patient driver but lately I will catch myself yelling at someone on the road. Half the time it's my 4 year old son saying "what happened mom". That's when I realize, OMG what did I say.

I am loosing self control. I think my husband is even seeing it because he has been extra nice and also avioding me. Part of me just wants to let loose and start yelling and screaming. Why I have no idea but it's a strong urge and I want to do it!!!! I have to stay strong I am only 14 weeks I can not let her take over not yet. But it's getting close! BEWARE to all those I love and I am sorry now for what I may soon be incapable of controlling.

First glimpse of the Alien Bitch

Well we had a small preview of my insanity or what I refer to as my Alien counterpart! I made dinner Sunday night for my husband and my 4 year old child. I a made a simple dinner of chicken with a mushroom sauce over a bed of egg noodles. Sounds normal so far? Sure it would have been if 10 more people were to show up. I cooked 6lbs of chicken for 2 adults and a toddler. I probably slapped a pound and a half of chicken on my husbands plate alone. When he sat down to eat he looked across the table at me and gave me this look that said "have you gone crazy"? Of course my reaction "I AM NOT CRAZY"! Ok I honestly believed what I had done was perfectly normal and actually smart.

OK, so maybe I did go a little insane. Of course at the time my husband tried to reason with me or listen to me reasoning for why we had so much chicken on the table. I love my husband and right now he is a patient man. He was able to awaken me from my insanity and bring me back to rationality. Or knock out that crazy Alien Bitch and bring me back to reality.

Here is when it hit me, with 6lbs of cooked chicken in front of me! "What the hell did I do! OH MY GOD what was I thinking, 6lbs of chicken"? It was all half breast I only needed to to cook 2 and that would have been plenty. I basically cooked 3 whole chickens. WOW! I admit I was shocked. No Wait I was actually astonished. How could I cook so much?

So this was the first glimpse of my insanity. I like to think of it as an alien taking over my body. This crazy bitch will be back. She will try to work her way in and when I least suspect it. I am trying to stay on my game and I feel pretty good that she hasn't completely taken over yet. That also scares me at the same time because she will get in and she will come in with a vengeance!